An Original Mamman...

Firstly I must apologise for the delay in posting the new blog, sadly my laptop has died on me, years of recklessness and savannah gold(hottest topic of the year) has finally caught up with it, anti-virus software was merely delaying the inevitable. To compound the issue my insurance cover is with PC World and the Techguys service they offer, which sucks. I have no problems with automated customer services but it is ridiculous to expect voice recognition software to understand my voice. Most of my friends struggle with my accent and general mumblings at the best of times and they've had years of practice, come on PC world, sort it out. 

An Original Mamman.

I have started volunteering at the Reading Museum of English and Rural Life alongside Louis Leeves (who everyone calls Ollie but he hasn't quite got the heart to correct them). It is quite fun walking around the museum, painting and making sculptures with the kids, in fact I have been pleasantly surprised by how much artistic talent I'm loaded with. The only slight problem I've encountered so far is that I sometimes forget I'm around kids, so far I have suggested to a kid that a painting he was helping with looked like ''it was on mushrooms'' and also introduced the concept of suicide. Luckily no harm seems to have been done.

Sorry to announce this so publicly to any women out there with intentions of having me father their child.I have been hammered,shamed and bruised at Pro evolution soccer by Chris Wilson and Alli Gaisford and I cannot possibly have children under such a cloud of mediocrity, it's been a truly atrocious couple of weeks on the playstation front.

I have also been looking for accommodation for Gaisford and myself for next year, we are faced with a stark choice, go a dirt cheap pad which would allow us to feast like royalty on M&S groceries next year, or plump for a plusher pad but eat like paupers. Also location is proving a tricky issue, although we would like to be close to the uni, we have no desire to reside in the student bubble (De beauvoir, Bleinham, e.t.c) out of fear of running into people and having to do the whole stop and chat bullshit.

Anyways seeing expendables soon, I am quite excited to see Sly Stallone go through his full repertoire of 3 facial expressions. Until next time live long and prosper bitches...enjoy yourself.