Now back to the title of this blog. Chris is now 20 years old, not much has changed apart from the gap between him and the denim objects of his desire is now one year bigger!
We went to Vodka Revs for his first Reading outing as a 20 year old and it was plain to see he was still a lightweight, smashed after a few pints, uttering sentences that wouldn't have made him look out of place in a mental patient ward, especially how mad his mutterings became when he saw any type of female shape, although to be fair this is no different to a sober Chris. Another highlight of the night was Chris playing pro evolution naked, I have never seen a man more committed to a game! I look forward to more outings...and pro evo tournaments, although I hope not to get as drained as I was today after what can only be termed as a blue collar victory, requiring lots of organisation and last man tactics, Sam Allardyce would be proud, I really bled for those digital warriors!
Tomorrow it is A-Team time, there is no plan B...
After reading your blog I am writing to inform you i find your 'Wigga' post (http://dtachronicles.blogspot.com/) hugely ironic considering you are clearly the worlds biggest Bonky, (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonky).
ReplyDeleteIts plainly obvious to me you pretend to be white. You have no black friends, your only black friends are MY black friends. You LOVE house music and have left hiphop well and truly in your past. You dont moisturise. You eat beef every night not chicken. You plan to marry a white women. You watch more white comedy than black comedy, you dont use arm and hammer toothpaste. Your dress sense is based on clive swift, and you pretend you cant dance.
P.S. Even in your profile picture <- YOUR LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, TEARING YOUR HAIR OUT COS YOUR NOT WHITE.
Well i got news for you too. It takes more than a few cups of tea, scones and a pringle style jumper to be white. Michael Jackson learnt the hard way.
Ha ha ha I have never claimed to be flava flav but feel must issue a retort. I have many black friends just not many in Reading but that is purely a consequence of numbers and how many I meet, I am not one to go out of my way to make friends, it either happens or it doesn't. Secondly I like house but I fucking love hip hop, it is my first love, house music would make up about 10 tracks on my iTunes yes I just had a quick look, I have over 3500 songs. I have more 16 times more wu tang songs. Also yes I eat a lot of spaghetti bolognese but anyone who knows me and I am starting to doubt if you do know I love chicken especially the fried variety. Oliver twists favourite food was not oats. My lack of dancing is due to the fact I am often dragged to clubs that play more or less rhythmless music. My clothes sense is classic it has no racial markers not all black people dress like fifty cent homie! But more important than anything I have a sense of culture and morality that transcends any stereotype shown by the fact I am attending a fundraiser for my tribe this weekend. Why would I want to be a White guy with White problems!
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